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((I’m not dead. So you know. Just been on… vacation…)

WHAT IS CESARE WAS YOUR BROTHER
Anonymous

Dio Mio, I don’t even want to think about that.

I return from revelling amidst the New Year to find a few familiar faces have returned.

((Welcome back, guys!))

Ever worked so hard to get something but found out it was a fake? What do you do then?

Funny you mention that.

Cesare once sent me to retrieve treasure from a tomb deep within Firenze. It turns out the tomb was already visited by another.

 All I found were tomatoes. That were rotten.

You win some, you lose some, I suppose. 

ARE YOU BACK FOR GOOD LIA????
Anonymous

I never left, actually.

Creatore has been extremely lazy, and my ask box has been rather empty lately. 

Do you like bears?
Anonymous

Bear? I have never come across a live bear in my life.

May I interest you in this exotic bear pelt? 

(( So, considering I so rarely get asks… ))

askmalik:

ask-damarossa:

(( Next thing in my inbox gets a voice answer. I will record myself speaking. Yup.

Jegus, it’s 4 in the morning, I need to get off the computer and stop doing stupid things. GOOD NIGHT TUMBLR ))

((You guys, please remember that we have A LOT in the askfamily and so there’s a lot of people you can ask while other asks are closed. o u o Come on, I’m sure there’s always a question for everyone!))

Go and ask any one of us.

ASKFAM: INVITATION

askgiovanni:

Creatore: Tis the season folks, so I thought, since some if not most of you will be on Christmas Break, That we could get together for a little bit and just have a little bit of what we used to have. Here’s an invitation to you!

((Oh FUCK YES.))

Creatore, do I truly have to? Victorian clothing is ever so heavy.

((Shut up. I’ll make you dress as a man if I have to.))

Want any children?

Why would I want children if I’m barely keeping my sanity between Cesare and Altair’s children?

Boob size?
Anonymous

I have better things to worry about, anonimo.

((38 CC. Don’t ask how I know.))